Its Christmas time guyz…that means candy canes.

So I almost never finish anything I make myself to eat, unless it’s something unhealthy because I’m a fat ass, but I only finished half a candy cane and decided to put it back on the Christmas tree. My mom found it today and got upset when I told her I was saving it for later, saying it looked, “trashy.” Funny, it’s been there a week and you haven’t noticed it. I even saw you going for it once and I was going to let you touch my sticky half eaten mess but you changed your mind and chose a different color at the last second.

(Source: sourmashwhisk3y)